March 2012
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We can quote things too.
christinsanity:
TROLOLOLOLOLOLO :D
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More AP Bio fun
Teacher: What's a mollusk?
Lew: It's like... a mole.
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Back when Lew and I always went into AP Bio high...
Lew: What if on another planet there's kids playing video games, and we're the video games? Someone should come up with a game where we're playing games of them playing games of us playing games! Ooo write that one down.
Me: Well what if Earth was like... and actual living thing and volcanoes and islands are like the features and pimples and stuff and we are like the ear mites and bacteria!
Lew: That is so clever.
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February 2012
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Women are like cars
envythegunslinger:
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Some women of this generation lack the morals that the women in the previous generations have. I say that because women are too promiscuous these days. They are too quick to give up the pussy because a guy has swag, has a nice car, tattoos, and they say all the right things. That just shows that women lack self respect and morals. NO man wants to date or be in...
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You know you're getting old when you realize that...
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Thank you Southpark for awkward conversations with...
Stan: Well, we're gonna go work on getting Kyle's dad an erection.
Me: /laughs
Camille (12 years old): What's an erection?
Me: O__O
Me: Um, something you should ask your sister about.
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